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exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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watermellyn:

If you sleep with pants on why

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rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

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matthewsagan:

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This is a newborn baby emerging from a woman’s vagina. Some of you might think it’s graphic or even “gross” but I actually think it’s a beautiful example of the miracle that is childbirth. Just look at that expression on the child’s face. If you can’t appreciate the natural process that brings us all into this world you’ve got some serious growing up to do.

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dutchster:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

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princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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